Funny and Stupid Quotes

I found this list of extremely stupid and funny quotes from famous people. Read.

Brooke Shields
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something. - on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college.

Christina Aguilera
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Dan Quayle
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - former U.S. Vice President

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Ivana Trump
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - on finishing her first novel.

Kylie Bax
When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me. - in Stuff magazine.

Britney Spears
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - on Blender Magazine
I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

George W. Bush
I think war is a dangerous place.
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.
They misunderestimated me.
Will the highways on the internet become more few?

Paris Hilton
I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.


Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Mariah Carey
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Linda Evangelista
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Supermodel

Ronald Reagan
Facts are stupid things. - Former U.S. President

Jessica Simpson
I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.