Huge Gash

I seriously need to know if this is real or not. If it is real that is just nasty and must have killed, but if it is fake, nice job on the edit.

Fishing Line Prank

Who cant love this? This is just mean and unusual, but thats okay because I wasnt the one getting owned. Doesnt this guy have a nice family? They must really love him.

Memory the Game

Who hasnt played this game? Anyways its a fun version that uses smilies.

50 Cal Ricochet

Well lets just say that one, this could have been much worse and two, how the hell did that even happen in the first place? That was just too perfect in every sence of the word. At least the guy made it out with no major injuries.

Painful Moments

A very good compilation of many very painful and extreme accidents... I do not believe that anyone dies in any of these, but I could be wrong so whatever.

Snow Castle/Building

This is supposed to be the largest ice/snow sculpture ever built. Personally, I think it is pretty damn cool. Have a look for yourself.

Funny and Stupid Quotes

I found this list of extremely stupid and funny quotes from famous people. Read.

Brooke Shields
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something. - on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college.

Christina Aguilera
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Dan Quayle
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - former U.S. Vice President

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Ivana Trump
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - on finishing her first novel.

Kylie Bax
When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me. - in Stuff magazine.

Britney Spears
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - on Blender Magazine
I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

George W. Bush
I think war is a dangerous place.
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.
They misunderestimated me.
Will the highways on the internet become more few?

Paris Hilton
I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.


Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Mariah Carey
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Linda Evangelista
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Supermodel

Ronald Reagan
Facts are stupid things. - Former U.S. President

Jessica Simpson
I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

Bears o Bears

This is just too good. Some story about this teddy bear couple being sung by some guy. It is truly very funny. But i dont get the "comfortable shoe" part in between everything.

Jackass

This is a hilarious spoof of the ever popular Jackass TV show. It is very corny and dumb but it is still good for a good laugh. I think you will all enjoy!

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How Much is Your Dead Body Worth

Just in case you were every really wondering how much your body would be worth dead, (hopefully you dont think about that too often but its bound to happen) this is the quiz for you. It calculates through a series of questions the exact dollar amount you would be worth dead. The number below is the price i am worth dead. Click on the box to go to quiz. Have fun (ps this is not 100% accurate).

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haha

This picture just made me laugh the first time i saw it. Its one of those guys from sesame street and the look on his face is just great. Hate those fruits dont you buddy!

I have no idea what this is...

This has got to be one of the stupidest videos out there. It was like a 3 second long... ya... i dont even know what words i should use to describe this. Just watch it yourself. I thought it was pretty funny.

Have fun Drawing

This is very confusing!

This Kid is Going to Grow Up to be a Fruit

This is a pretty funny video here. This kid gets pranked by his mom into singing some backstreet boys song. I love it.

What is This???

My Wife vs Desert Eagle 50 Cal

The name says it all doesn't it? This women get nailed by this gun.... I find it funny when women try to fire guns and end up feeling the recoil.

This video deserves to be on here because it is just amazing how good this guy is at skateboarding. Yes, there guy is Rodney Mullen. If you have not seen this video. It is a good time to do so.